Tuesday, March 3, 2009

the great ethaNOl swindle


it takes 1700 gallons of water to grow corn and boil it into a gallon of ethanol and we're expected to praise this aMAIZEing fuel and pump our cars ful lof it why? oh yeah i think i remember now where oBUMa was a senator. who grows all the corn? illinois of course. and where does that water come from to grow the corn that won't be eaten by all those starving? the aquifers that big businesses like to drain at the expense of our future. swithgrass wouldn't use all the water and energy of corn but illinois and they're boy in the white house don't have control of that just like we in florida and especially lake county don't have control of our water in the st. johns that the niagara company will be happy to steal from us then sell it back in plASStic bottles. our government at work. one nation under big business with wealth and dividends for some.

Monday, March 2, 2009

republican't

how many republicans will it take to win the presidency in 2012? there's no hope as long as those two idiots keep it up. good thing for all of us theyre blind to their sameness with the democRATS. yes keep fighting each other. oh wait, maybe its just a show you think?

attack of the MALE MAN

so the postal service wants another day off? score one for our side. not only will it save taxpayers money as in you and i US its also a feather in the cap of every man out there. the mailman MALE MAN has been punctually delivering packages to our wives, mothers, sisters for ages in an attempt to immasculate the nonmail males. while dad was out working who was visiting mom everyday? MALE MAN. when sister needed help who was the one to hand it to her? MALE MAN. hes not loking so great now is he? no no no. and lets not forget about the ever raising postage prices. well theres no stamp on email and no MALE MAN needed to deliver it. this HE MALE will EMAIL his FEMALE free of fees.

Friday, February 27, 2009

american wreakovery


all the liberals in new york will be wearing one this year to thank obama for the (spare) change. don't you want to be hip? get one now while supplies last from knute axelbrod industries a subsidiary of db cooper/db sweeney enterprises limited. and don't worry if you file as a couple i can make you an extra wide one with two neck holes and change it to $30. guaranteed to keep you warm when you become a homeless oBUMa.

creamed corn-fed

we the people have no more power in theses unntied states of bank of america. jp morgan and the rest of his crooked cronies fixed that at jekyll island. how fittinga name. the island was just a happy getaway from the number crunching and robber baroning those types were known for when it really was a mr hyde waiting to rape the poor and middle class. since then we've been under control of the FEDeral reserve. reserve of what? not of gold or silver like the floundering fathers envisioned. and federal? like the government? more like federal express. except federal express has competition from ups and OUR postal service. who competes with the federal reserve? nobody if they know what's good for them. john fitzgerald kennedy didnt know what was good for him and got a bullet in his head which was most certainly not good for him. his crime? standing up to the federal reserve. they say we MUST use the the federal reserve notes which are nothing more than paper saying they're worth what the federal reserve says they're worth. stop using them! we can say they're not worth anything and the system will come crumbling down. the colossus of rhodes that powerfully stands over us and looks down on us as a bunch of idiots will be no more. put the us back in our bank notes with u.s. notes backed by silver and gold so they actually have REAL value instead of the value being just a meaningless number. i'm fed up with the FED so let's feed them to the dogs

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

what have we gotten ourselves into?


this bush has the noMANclature barack obama

hello world

i'm on the internet because the police took my notebooks. know that first. i don't trust the

internet. hello nsa. but it gives me a greater audience than the audience of one my notebooks knew and no longer know. now their one is the one all great overseeing power thats taken control of the

world. i know this and now they know what i know. if theyre going to know then so should

you who reads the internet. yeah. this has more permanence to it. the written word is typed

on the stone of foreverdom of the internet in ones and zeroes bit to byte. get up and get out.

not just physically. mentally wake up and get out of the way of thinking you;ve become

accustomed to . it's all wrong. the old is out get over it and tune in to the new way of tuning.

analog gone to digital. tv can change. that's an idiot box. why don't we change our

frequency? better than an idiot box i am! are you? hope so. hope hope hope. hope on

pope? nope. dope. religion won't help you here or ever never. where is your god now? in the sky no doubt. certainly not caring about you. it's up to you. it's up to me. it's up to us. but not them. it's at their expense. at their cost. forget eight hundred billion. that;s ther expense. their expenditure. our cost will be our souls. not lives. they'll keep us ging because they have to but we will just be empty cocoons with our sould long gone into the ether. can you afford the cost? that piper is not one i'm ready to pay and he wont be getting my children because this isnt hamelin its the YOU-knighted states of america.